All you need in this life is ignorance
and confidence, and then
success is sure.
I have never let my schooling
interfere with my education.
Get your facts first, then you can
distort them as you please.
Part of the
success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out
A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which
gives immortality to conversation.
Super-competence is more objectionable than incompetence.
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people
talking when you're busy interrupting.
Never mistake legibility for
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let
people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
He was so tall that I was not sure he
had a face.
The trouble ain't that there is
too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
Why do you sit there looking like
an envelope without any address on it?